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  Most recent JW statistics

  by Half banana in

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  has anyone come across detailed 2017 jw org statistics so we can compare them to previous years?

  or are they now obscured in a soapy film of praise to the demi-gods at warwick to disguise the decline?.

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  Yes Steve-- slimmed down, like everything in JW land except the waist bands of the cult leaders. Mmmm, now why would that be?

  Paradise will be slimmed down to mean the "spiritual paradise" only. The faithful will enjoy slimmed down truths and slimmed down information. All you have to do to get saved is believe every word on JWTV. Meetings will be limited to annual assemblies (for the purpose of finding breeding partners to keep the cult going). An elder will come to your house and baptise you with a jug of water (c'mon, total immersion is still only a symbol!)The slimmed down equivalent to meetings will be watching broadcasts from HQ at home since all KH's are to be sold. HQ Big brother will be watching you watch the screen and logging your reactions. Faith will be determined by the amount of time the individual spends there watching the Guardians Of Doctrines on JWTV............I get carried away.

  Anyway it used to be easy to make a comparison of stats but now you have to be determined and waste a lot of time trying to find out.
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  1 Timothy 2:11-15...Woman and silence in the congreagation

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  1 timothy 2:11-15let a woman learn in silence with full submissiveness.

  i do not permit a woman to teach, or to exercise authority over a man, but to be in silence.

  for adam was formed first, then eve.

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  Half banana

  As the early Christ cults battled for market domination, one of the leading movements was that of the Gnostics. These were not literalists and like other contemporary Christ followers were not patriarchal but allowed women as leaders within the group.

  It's worth remembering that the Bible or rather a Bible with an orthodox canon did not exist until the first quarter of the fourth century.

  It was the right wing literalist interpreters of christian writings who eventually won out when the Roman powers forced a fusion of beliefs creating the Catholic Church and gave its assent to the Pauline texts (whoever wrote them) with its support of male authority reflecting the military ethos of the empire.
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  Stats just out: JWs in Wales decline (-3.4%) - COs primed for zero baptisms!

  by Darth FayDehr in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  figures from that latest 2-weekend convention in caridff (wales) reveal jw “growth” now in decline.

  baptisms are discouragingly low (21, combined), and circuit overseers have been primed to deal with assemblies where there are no baptisms; see these leaked 2018 instructions:.

  pdf summary: https://1drv.ms/b/s!arekzxkzlp8ybsl45pov7y6k26a.

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  Excellent! and didn't someone post that the figure for Scotland was 26?
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  In a trance

  by bola in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my personal experience.

  i was born as jehovah's witness.. i was baptized at the age of 10.. i was reproved at the age of 10.. i later served as a regular pioneer at the age of 16.. i woke up to the truth about the truth at the age of 17.. i attended my pioneer service school at the age of 18.. i disassociated from the jehovah's witness religion at the age of 19.. i went to higher education at the age of 21..

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  Half banana

  Bola, Well done for waking up early in life and learning TTATT!

  It's always difficult for anyone to exit the JW cult and clearly you are suffering. You must be in your early twenties and therefore an adult. This means that you can decide for yourself what you do. Would I be right in thinking you are still at home and therefore feel bound to do what your parents ask you?

  I think it would be good if you could expand a bit on your situation so that we can help you. You're at college but dependent financially on JW parents?
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  Most recent JW statistics

  by Half banana in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has anyone come across detailed 2017 jw org statistics so we can compare them to previous years?

  or are they now obscured in a soapy film of praise to the demi-gods at warwick to disguise the decline?.

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  Half banana

  Thanks sir82
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  Most recent JW statistics

  by Half banana in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has anyone come across detailed 2017 jw org statistics so we can compare them to previous years?

  or are they now obscured in a soapy film of praise to the demi-gods at warwick to disguise the decline?.

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  Half banana

  Has anyone come across detailed 2017 JW org statistics so we can compare them to previous years? Or are they now obscured in a soapy film of praise to the demi-gods at Warwick to disguise the decline?
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  WT productions - suggestions for a name???

  by sparrowdown in

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  how bout ..... jehollywood or just jollywood.

  mad sacred cow productions.

  big brother productions.

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  Liars incorporated

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  Divine Retribution Film Company
  

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  Jolly Corpse Productions
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  Sex and Love, Advice? Regrets and Stories?

  by Letty in

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  do you guys have any advice on dating worldly people?

  how do i not freak out during my first date with my boyfriend?

  how can i avoid being awkward?

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  Half banana

  One of the big problems with having been a JW is that our sense of self was very distorted, What we did was let an organisation dictate who we were, what we should do and how we should think AAAAARG! ...........instead of being ourselves.

  To do anything outside of the old religion requires that we learn who we are first.

  There was a limited feeling of security being a drone within the hive but successful humans never live this way, we have free will, which we were deprived of and a right to determine what we want to do and a right to be who we want to be.

  The reason I say this is because having been used to rules for everything, it takes time and thought to get free of those enslaving beliefs courtesy of the Watchtower.The fact is that it is our birthright to make up our own rules.

  Nevertheless all humans live in societies where we share a collective custom of how we do things which is called morality.

  So .........1 find out who you are

  2 set your own boundaries

  3 be yourself.

  Dating should be fun!
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  Special Day of Service be a Pioneer for a Day

  by Sour Grapes in

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  my wife's kingdumb haul announced that next saturday is a special day of service.

  we can pioneer for a day in seldom worked territory.

  everone is to pack a nice brown bag lunch.

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  It's dressing up the unappealing idea of witnessing door to door as is if it were a jolly social event.

  Why bother? No one's interested in listening to JWs anymore.........just have the picnic!
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  Update on my life as a Jehovah’s Witness Teen after running away

  by Letty in

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  2. experiences

  hey.

  without them i felt...so...alone.

  so i went back.

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  Half banana

  Letty you poor thing, whatever has happened it's not your fault, don't blame yourself! You had the misfortune to belong to a highly controlling cult. The JW organisation does not care about people it cares imposing its will on its unthinking flock (mainly it cares about its investment funds).

  The elders were disgusting putting you through that and quite unnecessarily. What does count is your wellbeing and your future.You have the promise of a good job which is excellent and you should work to become financially independent, you are an adult even though your parents think you are not.

  Do keep in touch here and all the best to you --we are all on your side here.